The so-called Blessed Virgin Mary has appeared in chocolate according to a recent article."For Jacinto, the discovery came just in time. The single mother said she has struggled with personal problems for months and says she was about to lose her faith.
"I have big problems right now, personally, and lately I've been saying that God doesn't exist," she said, pulling the dog-eared prayer card out of her pocket. "This has given me renewed faith."
Whoever said that Rome breeds superstition must not really believe in the ability of dark chocolate.
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Coming soon BVM bobble heads.
Been there done that. Check out your local Jesus Junk retailer
-Parable Christian Stores
-Baker Book House
-Family Christian
Family is open on Sunday, so if the BVM appears in a dream or over your cable TV you can run there to pick one up. (Work of necessity...the BVM told me to do it!)
Sad. The existence of dark chocolate alone should've been proof that God exists.
Ummm, Guys, I think you're all missing the point... that is not the BVM. CLEARLY it's Marilyn Monroe.
I once saw the image of Captain Kangaroo in a potato chip.
This is why no one should doubt that the Romish Papacy is the Antichrist.
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