19 August, 2006

The BVM in Milky Rich Goodness?

The so-called Blessed Virgin Mary has appeared in chocolate according to a recent article.

"For Jacinto, the discovery came just in time. The single mother said she has struggled with personal problems for months and says she was about to lose her faith.
"I have big problems right now, personally, and lately I've been saying that God doesn't exist," she said, pulling the dog-eared prayer card out of her pocket. "This has given me renewed faith."

Whoever said that Rome breeds superstition must not really believe in the ability of dark chocolate.


Fatty McFats said...

Coming soon BVM bobble heads.

Jesus Junk Peddler said...

Been there done that. Check out your local Jesus Junk retailer
-Parable Christian Stores
-Baker Book House
-Family Christian

Family is open on Sunday, so if the BVM appears in a dream or over your cable TV you can run there to pick one up. (Work of necessity...the BVM told me to do it!)

Droll Flood said...


Mark said...

Sad. The existence of dark chocolate alone should've been proof that God exists.

The Director said...

Ummm, Guys, I think you're all missing the point... that is not the BVM. CLEARLY it's Marilyn Monroe.

Droll Flood said...

I personally think the thing looks more like Osama Bin Laden about ready to set off his own personal suicide bomb device.

Notliberal said...

I once saw the image of Captain Kangaroo in a potato chip.

Julio said...

This is why no one should doubt that the Romish Papacy is the Antichrist.