John Knox Would Roll In His Grave

What could possibly make John Knox roll over in his grave, so to speak?

• Scotland losing their Reformation heritage for Secular Humanism? Sure.
• His grave being made a parking spot, which is a great disrespect to a man of God? Yep.
• The saddened state of the Church of Scotland? Of course!
• The fact that mosque attendance will soon be higher than church attendance? Sad. Yes.

All of these things would add to John Knox proverbially rolling; but how about this one:

Bishop NT Wright appointed to the faculty of Saint Andrews!